Sunday, February 8, 2015

Put Them in the Iron Maiden

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.


How's it going, royal ugly dudes?!

Fourscore and...about a month ago we embarked on a most triumphant journey, most are calling it 2015, but considering Ronnie James Dio died in 2010, it's really year 5 A.D. (After Dio). 

If you haven't started humming Mardi Gras Mambo lately in the shower, put this Meters' track in loop on every radio and computer you own...

GLITTERATTI!!!
Best Friends

So, yeah, it's Carnival time, but atlas, we haven't shutdown shop for festivities just yet (although Ken is the NEW poster boy for Krewe of Glitteratti). Things have been righteous and most excellent from our recent jaunt up to Austin for the Star of Texas convention AND on Feb. 27th we'll be headed over to San Anjelo, Tejas for the West Texas Tattoo Con. We love our west neighbor aka Cousin It, and to all you rad guys & gals that s'pour us o'er yonder, ya'll es EXCELLENT!!!

Hav yo broke off a cap of dat website yet, brah? Or in ghetto-fantasy slang---shall ye digz de castle of ir'on work, my lord? Mr. Scott Allen is now in full-effect glamorizing the interwebs with his portfolio of #NOLATraditional with a side of pork-n-beans (tofu also available). Scott is one classy gentleman, shrewd of druid, or just a cool ass dude---yes, yes, yes, why...

Why so serious?
"Bitch, I'm a Soldier."
Meanwhile, behind the façade of this innocent-looking bookstore, TJ, aka [Br]Ass Honkey, has been wearing G-strings backwards and drawing lion fishies all the while singing "It's my number one girl. It's my number one girl. Where she go? Where she at? That's my girl, got my back..." Among his bag of tricks there have been some lovely parting gifts (show'em Vanna...) Like dis card piece, a righteous cover-up, one crazy flower skull winged dagger thang, chest breaker, and a 'lil Love and Trust to fill our hearts with .38 special sauce. And FTW, did you know our #LafiteSlimShady entire real name is "Theophile Jean Claude Xavier Bourgeios, the IV"? Well, it is. Word.   

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Ken Spice

If you didn't get to grab Ken's ass at the recent Krewe du Vieux, please come by the shop and ask for the Tutu Twerk (that's also a sandwich). #TeamAcid is currently holding auditions for those worthy to carry the Olympic torch, new designs are electrifying eels of the instaworlds and who doesn't need a 'lil Ken tickle once in a while? And on the cool check in, center stage on the mic, Ken's latest wax is straight-dope like dis roman candle, completed the gator, rocket, snake, acidfication, and last but not fleas, did ya'll know Ken has a hard cock? There are plenty of others on dat instagram of his and check out his graffiti as well #radtastic #yaheardme.

I'm Your Huckleberry
He'll make you famous.
Scott has adjusted to the calming shop nights and back rubs by TJ like a bastard mutt in heat, just a 'lil thang we like to call #shoplife (soon to be patented Shoplife®). Nonetheless, the Talented Mr. Allen has been rather busy and graced us recently with new work like this shoulder cap, phoenix and police shield, mandala compass, fresh death, and magnolia. We posted a photo of a koi cover-up he did on our Facebook page the other day and it was one of the more popular posts we've had in some time. So if you've parted ways with that tribal band of yours or that kanji symbol that ended up meaning "ass clown," come see Scott or any of us to make you something new your momma and Auntee will be proud of.    
   

 You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

"Fuck Genghis Khan." - DaReal DeadBolt




And finally 'ol Papa Donn is holding down the fort like a sneaky fart in church (albeit Lard Vader's are more smelly). The gang took a break from the grind and caught a pa-raid in front da shop last week--although it should be noted this photo needs some Scott, Vader and more cowbell (there can never be enough, actually).  In any case, Donn's been up to his old bag-o-tricks like a gypsy (drawing) then after, some skullage, completed a chest piece/sleeve, and some #NOLAJapanese sure to make all your friends jealous. While at the Star of Texas convention he got a shot of a old piece he did check it here.  And started on some dragoness on our shop matey Deadbolt (see right). Some big projects are A-comin' as they say stay tuned or stay pruned...     

69, DUDES!

Up & coming, Lard Vader promises to have all these blogs-you-love in a new edition on WordPress. Same content, just formatted more intergalactic planetary for all your social media whore pleasures. We hope all ya'll have a safe and Happy Mardi Gras. Fuck the police, put your kids on your shoulders like your drunk Uncle did for you growing up while yelling "Throw me sumthin, mista!" And... 
 
Be excellent to each other,
Lard F. Vader, Esquire

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!

There was me, that is Alex (Donn), and my three droogs, that is Pete (Ken), Georgie (TJ), and Dim (Scott), and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening… 
He played a better Santa than Ghostbuster
Did you survive your own Griswold Family Xmas Hell? Hopefully you did. And BTW, Happy Fuggin’ New Year, to all you fellow droogs out there! Of course the Chinese New Year isn’t until Feb. 19th (Year of the Goat) and is the same week as Mardi Gras, so save your heightened celebration spirit until then.



Houston, we have a problem…we’ll be bypassing your merriness for your northwest weird cousin, Austin. Dats right, da shop is packing up like a FEMA trailer to caravan in the guts of the Star of Texas Tattoo Convention. We’ve been on the edge of orgasmic bliss for months now and can’t wait explode our creative juices all over the faces of our Texan amigos. So please come stop by the booth and say hello and/or schedule an apt. with one of us, brah, mucho gracias. And be on the lookout for the boxing match at the afterparty also. Follow @tattooedgloves for details.

Welcome, Scott, 'er matey!
We interrupt this program…THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT…with guitar! Know your rights!  On behalf of the Tattooagogo family, we’d like to ask for a standing ovation welcome to our newest artist, Scott Allen. Scott is settling in the shop this week and has already promised to Whip it Good (or maybe he was talking about TJ). Seriously, we are ecstatic to have him aboard and hope you’ll stop by the shop to meet him and checkout some of his outstanding work.


“Can ye spare some cutter, me brothers?”

TONIGHT!!! We taking over....
TJ, aka the tramp stamp, continues to #steadyslang the #ghettobang all the while claiming his call to fame in 2015 will be rapping to the beat of #whoismrmarrero. Speaking of…tonight (1/6) we are hosting a “Tattooagogo Takeover” at Siberia on St. Claude presenting The Wicked Son & The Price of Ponies for your listening pleasures (Flyer to left). All of us will be there. So if you’re a-round, Sport, how 'bout we hang? Gatsby style. Recent work by TJD2 has been a nice bone piece, some crazy-ass spider bear cover-up, and the prettiest swellbo flowery piece I’ve ever laid my dark eyes upon. Word.


Purrrr you, Sons of Anarchy
Ken’s mission for 2015 is to replace the Ebola scare with political domination of #TEAMACID. If you haven’t climbed aboard the Mystical-Mighty-Train-of-Oddities, why the fuck not? Ken’s craziness is better the brown acid from Woodstock and he seals every piece with a magical kiss (mine came with tongue). But here lately, his majesty, has graced the skin of a chosen few with beginnings to a gator, a fancy piece, a wicked head tatt on Katie Barbie, along with some crafty prints. We’d like to give a shoutout to @alimizzle for the Rad-A-Tatt-Ness of the kitty gang jackets. Ya’ll gotta check this shit out----->WTF?!


Nothing says love like ribs.
Kicking off the New Year right, Scott got a Hot Ass welcome from the boys at the shop. Next, on stage left, he did a great lil heart-jammer side piece on a friendly chap. There will be boat loads more fun coming from Scott, so stay tuned to the shop's Instagram feed and his page @scottallentattooer. Also, we’ll be adding his portfolio to the shop’s website soon.



Fear the Reaper, not the Dragon
Donn, aka Alex DeLarge, says 2015 will be a monumental year and the buzz in the shop is at an all-time high, but maybe that’s because DaRealDeadBolt used to much lacquer when he cleaned the floors last weekend. In any case, Donn’s recents have been a Motley tribute piece (for the record I Shout at the Devil every day at 2:30pm), continued on a dragon-tiger backpiece, and a space panther redo. He was able to grab a photo of Hanya and yellow dragon (see right) he did almost a decade ago---still looks new, scratch & sniff.


There is a lot to come for 2015. Some stuff so rad, we are busting at the seams to tell you, but we can’t, because we made a deal with the Devil. As for other things we can tell you, we’ll be creating a new blog website---a bit more modern, with more interlinking to our other social media outlets. Lard Vader is also taking on the task of assembling a shop zine which will feature stories, artwork, photos, and secret recipes for the old in-out, in-out. And more interviews with a few of our friendly neighbors. So stay tuned...Guess what? I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well,

Lard Vader